Who would like to trample me? - Leicester

Im looking for someone who would like to trample on me or try this out if you are curious about this , im open to any gender and can accommodate on certain days. Im a straight guy of 59 years old and im married. Please either send me a message or email and i will respond, please dont phone me on my phone cause im not likely to anwser it. Thanks andrew. Im based in south derbyshire not far from swadlincote